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Post by tafkac on Mar 27, 2005 20:32:37 GMT
Sorry for the hiatus, I just went and ate us
A meal. So heres the deal.
Rhyming "prophet" with "knock it"? Oooh sock it to me
Some more. I'll have you on the floor.
You're lacking it, while I was snacking, you were cracking up,
The mistakes are racking up. You'll be wasting your days
Stacking stuff up on the back of some sack truck
While I'm catching rays, on the Costa del Soul.
Go dig yourself a hole in the sand.
I'll stand next to you, and, dictating my text to you
The weight of my word, like a continental shelf
No need to finish the game - in shame, you'll bury yourself.
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Post by i_deserve... on Mar 27, 2005 20:46:24 GMT
I'll drop Spanish bombs, but this ain't Joe Strummer/
And while you're in Spain i'll be bombing yo mama/
Eating ain't cheating, no word of a lie/
You took time off, but i counter with a murdering rhyme/
You heard of the time i lost an mc battle?/
no neither have i that was all tittle tattle/
Hit you with rhymes that'll, pull you apart/
striking like Tyson, put fear in your heart/
Cause the last kid who tried to disrespect me/
was left with a limp all walking incorrectly/
You don't wanna let me get a verse off/
With each word i fucking leave you worse off!
I am winner, that is true!
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Post by Smileadelic on Mar 27, 2005 20:48:40 GMT
ice is back with a pound of bacon I see that you're laughing coz your belly is shakin careful with your belt coz it looks like its breakin pound of bacon. you are like. totally fat, cunt. Now this is a song I'd pay to hear on record. |
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Post by tafkac on Mar 27, 2005 20:50:38 GMT
OK, my eyes are going funny now. I think we need an independent judgement or this could go on for ever.
Vote on the winner? Audience?
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Post by Wiggles on Mar 27, 2005 20:56:05 GMT
I vote tafkac, if only because i_deserve abbreviated "family" to "fam".
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Post by John Brainlove on Mar 27, 2005 20:56:06 GMT
The other guy.
sorry!
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Post by John Brainlove on Mar 27, 2005 20:57:28 GMT
This ain't a game, so don't treat it like one/ My words'll beat you like a ginger stepson/ A verbal Smith n Wesson, i'm bringing crazy heat/ if you had a whole army you wouldn't be fazing me/ Talk of the Zambezi, wanna take it to Africa?/ I get the whole safari park making a snack of ya/ Lyrically like a lion, finish clinically without trying/ look in your girl's flat at the record's she's buying/ they're all mine, and she likes the picture cover/ 12" vinyl actual size, bitch tell your mother! hehe. this sealed it. |
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Post by i_deserve... on Mar 27, 2005 20:58:18 GMT
fam is fine, this is rap! ;D
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Post by Smileadelic on Mar 27, 2005 20:59:30 GMT
It's close.
However, i_deserve... and his verbal Crane Style have just about won the day.
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Post by Tom-From-Sparks on Mar 27, 2005 21:00:26 GMT
Oh, its like that is it. OK haven't done this for a while, but I'll see you, In fact I see you all too well The hard sell? I got you rumbled, But don't fret, I won't tell, no-one saw as you tumbled: MIA, crumpled, abandoned stairwell: your fate Don't wait till I strike - state your final farewell Kiss these words: the last thing you'll read As the rhymes I spit hit you with speed Like a supersonic spacecraft. You mock me, I'll knock you three hundred feet down a mine shaft Shit, this ain't tough, its all too easy My lyrical trickery flows rough, like the Zambezi I'm the prince of darkness, the king of sin I own your soul, so you'll never win! Ahahahahahahahaha!!!! I do admit to liking this one the best. Also tafkac didn't make me rap about Plymouth Argyle! |
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Post by i_deserve... on Mar 27, 2005 21:02:14 GMT
i'm quite pleased with myself actually, i've very rusty and i managed to put togther competent on beat stuff in about 5 or so minutes.
try rapping it over a beat. i'm feeling all cocky now.
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Post by tafkac on Mar 27, 2005 21:05:03 GMT
To tell the truth, you're a country mile better than anyone I ever played this with before. We're still drawing though! But come on, can you rhyme "crazy heat" with "fazing me?". Hmmmmmm, its tenuous  |
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Post by prettyvacant on Mar 27, 2005 21:05:30 GMT
i'm gonna have to vote for mr i_deserve (at metaphorical gunpoint, might i add ) but i have to say brainlove, you came a close second with the "fat rap" classic. |
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Post by i_deserve... on Mar 27, 2005 21:07:21 GMT
tafkac - try actually rapping it - it rhymes that way!
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Post by Fellalady on Mar 27, 2005 21:18:38 GMT
Hehe...this thread is really funny.
I have to say Tafkac gets my vote, but it was close. John_B should also be credited for his use of the word cunt. Not sure if it was frustration at having run out of rhyme or part of the insult. Either way it cracked me up.
I imagined Eminem squareing up to his challenger in Eight Mile and justing shout cunt at him, like Father Jack.
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