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Post by Tom-From-Sparks on Mar 27, 2005 19:30:32 GMT
See you would just laugh anyway  I'd be like Mark E Smith and his Crap Raps. I'm a Drill Instuctor anyway, I'm meant to bark. |
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Post by i_deserve... on Mar 27, 2005 19:32:14 GMT
aww, go on!
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Post by Tom-From-Sparks on Mar 27, 2005 19:35:32 GMT
No!!!! Unless you tempt me with chocolate. |
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Post by i_deserve... on Mar 27, 2005 19:38:32 GMT
i'll email you a mars bar if you want. try and rap, it's endearing! you don't want me to dis you now, do you?  |
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Post by Tom-From-Sparks on Mar 27, 2005 19:39:58 GMT
The day a computer gives me a Mars Bar I will cry in excitement.
If you are to diss me you better spell it right ;D
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Post by John Brainlove on Mar 27, 2005 19:40:54 GMT
Stop! collaborate and listen!
ice is back with a pound of bacon
I see that you're laughing coz your belly is shakin
careful with your belt coz it looks like its breakin
pound of bacon. you are like.
totally fat,
cunt.
I ran out of rhyme.
I am so indie.
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Post by i_deserve... on Mar 27, 2005 19:41:23 GMT
nah, dis is the old school rap way, ya dig? plus you're an argyle fan, which is plenty ammunition. ;D GENIUS BRAINLOVE, GENIUS!  |
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Post by i_deserve... on Mar 27, 2005 19:44:29 GMT
i think the artist formerly know as chiaroscuro is running scared!  |
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Post by Tom-From-Sparks on Mar 27, 2005 19:47:56 GMT
Grrrrrrr
You might dis an Argyle fan,
That's cause you ain't a fan,
They are a most amazing club,
Trigger actually bleeds green blood,
Wotton with his smashing goals,
Smash your ass into a pole,
We might be farmers but we are proud,
That we are able to use a trowel,
Home Park is our idea of heaven,
It's in our own special part of Devon,
That's all for now
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Post by i_deserve... on Mar 27, 2005 19:50:12 GMT
promising! don't rhyme fan with fan though!  ain't bad for a first attempt, although there's no flow at the moment, which is the hard part.  |
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Post by Tom-From-Sparks on Mar 27, 2005 19:52:34 GMT
Yeah well that's why I don't rap for a living |
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Post by tafkac on Mar 27, 2005 19:55:02 GMT
Africa you say? We can take this any way you like
On a two-man bike, a conference centre
Listen as I spit left, right: the dissenter
Bound to disagree, better flee before me
Witness my vocabulary, no walls can restrict me
I laugh at the constabulary, the media, the government
Got the zen commandments, the spark of the covenant
Send me your ears - a religious experience
I'm the hip-hop messiah - instill fear, and sense
Into no-name MCs, so step down, if you please
My dominion is total - 360 degrees.
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Post by i_deserve... on Mar 27, 2005 19:55:54 GMT
i wish i did!
uk hip hop is so painfully boring though...
ugh, i'm falling asleep at the thought, such a humourless bunch of bastards when it comes down to the crunch.
i want to start a post punk electro rap group, that'll be fun.
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Post by John Brainlove on Mar 27, 2005 20:03:18 GMT
Some of Junkplanet has turned into a funny kinda singing/rappin hybrid. SOMEHOW. This will be more hilarious to people who know me.\
"I hate you and all your sucker guitar bands
Listen to me waste them one by one
Strummin and a-crying about their ex-girlfriends
if they knew what it was then they'd prob'ly be allergic to fun."
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Post by i_deserve... on Mar 27, 2005 20:03:30 GMT
I take to the mic, to disarm this false prophet/
You see my verses and think "I can't knock it"/
Your prayers'll go unanswered I'm as tough as they come/
you might be a lot to your fam but you're nothing to some/
that includes me, won't get thru me/
i leave you looking like you did 10 rounds with Bruce Lee/
Won't confuse me with your phoney religion/
Using verbal Crane Style martial arts tradition/
With criminal intuition that downs your whole crew/
leave you all flash fried like soul food!
what.
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