Best Simpsons bits

[i_deserve...]

Marge has kicked Homer out, and as she's driving alone in her car, she thinks back about Homer: "I'm gonna be a daddy?" etc.

Then she realises it's Homer in the backseat talking through a loo roll. ;D


oh, and you have to love when Krusty ran for Senator:
"We can cover up any scandals, be they financial, romantic or treasonous."
"Russian hooker, you tell me!"

and of course Homer again: "MUST KILL MOE! Wheeee! MUST KILL MOE! Wheeeee!"

;D ;D

I love the Simpsons.

[Smileadelic]

Homer: "Give your putter a name!"
Bart: "What?"
Homer: "Come on, give it a name!"
Bart: "...Mr. Putter."
Homer: "You wanna try a little harder, son!? Come on, give it a girl's name!"
Bart: "...Mom."

Makes me laugh every time. And of course:

Homer (in ridiculous fake voice): "Helllooo, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
Post Office guy: "Okay Mr Burns, what's your first name?"
Homer: "I don't know."

[i_deserve...]

And when Bart uses his microphone to convince the Flanders kids he's God!

"Walk thru the wall, i shall remove it for you.......later"

[chrispy]

just off the top of my head, i love the minor characters, like disco stu, and troy mclure (the "law talking guy").

and 'dr' reviere:

Mel Gibson: Hi everybody
(silence)
Dr Nick: Hi Mr Gibson!

or the old dude at the old folks home:

(he gets in Bart's way)
Bart: Are you blind?
Old dude: Yes.

these are funnier at the time, ok?!

[chrispy]

another from troy:

"oh yeah, i've studied everwhere, Harvard, Yale, the Louvre"

[Monpot]

My fave Simpsons episode is the one where Homer and Marge go to the marriage guidance councelling at Catfish Lake. There's the genius bit where the reverend Lovejoy asks the Flanders why they're there, goes like this:

Ned: Well sometimes Maude -Godbless her, when she can't find her own Bible, she underlines passages ib MY Bible!

Homer: Lucky you don't keep guns in the house.