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Post by Wiggles on Mar 6, 2005 15:07:05 GMT
So somewhere there is a dog like Tom Waits, Elvis or Steve Martin? Wow! Stop tarring my generalisations with your unprejudiced brush. |
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Post by i_deserve... on Mar 6, 2005 15:08:38 GMT
face it, cats suck. a friend of mine's cat got so old it had no bladder control...  |
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Post by chrispy on Mar 6, 2005 15:10:01 GMT
just kiddin! but dude- if you prefer cats, there's something wrong with you. |
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Post by Wiggles on Mar 6, 2005 15:14:08 GMT
Nah. Cats, dogs, same thing in the end. Cats are just small. vicious, lazy dogs.
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Post by chrispy on Mar 6, 2005 15:17:49 GMT
haha. YOU want to be a teacher?? though the cold, hard cynicism beats those happy, fake-smiley teachers anyday, i guess.
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Post by Smileadelic on Mar 6, 2005 15:42:54 GMT
Dogs have no charisma. They're just so... earnest. They make me cringe.
Cats on the other hand are the greatest animal in the world (right after penguins of course). So it simply has to be cats.
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Post by John Brainlove on Mar 6, 2005 15:48:54 GMT
Yeah. Every dog has personailty like Jade Goodie. They bounce over to you like a big baby going MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMME, so clingy, so ... euuuch get away from me, dog! amuse yourself! stop eating your own poo! wash! christ!
Whereas cats give you a sideways glance, smoke a french cigarette, sort their hair out, say "Moi" then slink out of the room. And when a cat comes and sits with you it's not because it's an idiot with nothing better to do, it's because it wants to. Or it's food time, obviously. Or it's cold. Yeah, cats are quite selfish. But some cats are really nice people. I mean, cats. er,
*stops talking*
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Post by i_deserve... on Mar 6, 2005 15:59:27 GMT
just like South Africans, I've never met a nice cat.
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Post by wishpig on Mar 6, 2005 21:13:54 GMT
wolves!
get a wolf, they're probably the best pets ever.
like dogs, but better.
and you don't have to feed it, it'll just go kill a horse or something.
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Post by Fullerov on Mar 6, 2005 21:21:05 GMT
Or Pigs!
Maybe even Wishpigs
That would make us sad.
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Post by i_deserve... on Mar 6, 2005 21:26:41 GMT
i've always wanted to have a pet bear.
maybe a bronze bear! ;D
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Post by Wiggles on Mar 6, 2005 21:29:06 GMT
Oh, you'd like that wouldn't you - a domesticated bronze bear. But the bear wouldn't be having any of that. It would rip you a new one.
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Post by John Brainlove on Mar 6, 2005 21:30:26 GMT
Speaking from experience?
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Post by i_deserve... on Mar 6, 2005 21:31:33 GMT
please, some bronze salmon would be the perfect cure.
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Post by Fullerov on Mar 6, 2005 21:31:49 GMT
yes. thats why he walks funny  |
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