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Post by MaryMaryGoose on May 20, 2005 10:03:39 GMT
One of my perversions is feet. Can't stand them. Thongs are one of those unfortunate fashions. (This can be a thread all on it's own). My own feet are nice. Not hairy, regular, not excessively bony, yet not bloated and mongy. But i only wear thongs if I am having a bad bad bad day and they go along with trackky pants and a big jumper i've scrounged off the floor. Some people have yuckky feet. Long toenails, black toenails, hair, mangled toes etc.  and they wear thongs! Even in winter! Guys are the worst offenders. So who's with me in hating feet? Or perhaps you have an aversion to another body part- hairy bum cracks for instance? |
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Post by i_deserve... on May 20, 2005 10:16:48 GMT
thongs over here are very different from Aussie thongs  but otherwise i totally agree: the only thing worse than men in open-toed shoes is men is tight denim shorts. |
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Post by MaryMaryGoose on May 20, 2005 10:23:33 GMT
Yeah we got those ones too.
But what do you call the feet thongs?
And the only better look than tight denim shorts is... actually no, there is nothing worse.
What about a man in thongs, a thong, and tight demin shorts topped off with a collared shirt with short sleeves (eek!) coupled with a bad tie.
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Post by i_deserve... on May 20, 2005 10:27:53 GMT
are you trying to blind me? eww!
we call them 'sandals'. </patronising>
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Post by MaryMaryGoose on May 20, 2005 10:45:11 GMT
*Sticks out tongue to your 'patronising'* They are not sandals. Sandals are something quite different. Also iccky. You know flip-flops.  |
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Post by i_deserve... on May 20, 2005 10:51:08 GMT
they're still sandals. flip flops are just flip flops.
oh, i don't know...it's not like i'd ever wear them: whatever they are, I hate them.
Idi Amin once got his death squads to force sandal wearers to either eat their footwear or get shot. I'm with the Black Hitler on this one.
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Post by MaryMaryGoose on May 20, 2005 10:56:39 GMT
Good Plan. Meet you there.  |
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Post by John Brainlove on May 20, 2005 10:59:05 GMT
I like feet.
Even though they are smelly and minging.
Without them I would have to stump around like a torso on stilts.
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Post by Smileadelic on May 20, 2005 11:13:09 GMT
I like feet. Even though they are smelly and minging. Without them I would have to stump around like a torso on stilts. Or like that guy in "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly", propelling yourself across the floor with your arms... |
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Post by i_deserve... on May 20, 2005 11:18:44 GMT
feet are overrated - i envy the disabled, with their trainers always in box-fresh condition.
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Post by MaryMaryGoose on May 20, 2005 12:25:26 GMT
I was having a chat with someone t'other day about how if you only had one leg, you'd have a whole cupboard full of say, new left shoes. Cause you only need have a right foot. Then we were thinking that there'd be someone who only has the opposite leg to you and that ideally there'd be a system to share a pair of shoes. Does anyone know of such an organisation?
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Post by Senses on May 23, 2005 6:30:16 GMT
My cousin and I always check out a girls feet and shoes. Thankfully I haven't encountered too many hairy hoofed girls....yet!
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Post by Psyche on May 23, 2005 11:33:29 GMT
Okay...this thread has freaked me out.
When he was younger my spoilt brother used to tell my mum that he had to keep his feet under the covers at all time at night because of a woman called Mary who hated feet.
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Post by cadd on May 23, 2005 23:16:11 GMT
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and they wear thongs! Even in winter! Guys are the worst offenders.
