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Post by coastal on May 7, 2005 20:15:16 GMT
...but one thing I never cut is my hair. I can't stand having my head touched anymore or people pulling me about this way and that telling me I should get this cut or that cut anyway it's not right, people cutting off bits of me, I don't want them to have it. Quite right - hairdressers are evil and should be burnt at the stake. Their role in life seems to be to demean their clients and you risk permanent paralysis if they wash your hair first over those torture devices they call sinks. |
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Post by John Brainlove on May 7, 2005 21:00:15 GMT
I like getting my hair washed by the attractive young lay-deez at the hairdressers. I remember I used to go to Toni & Guy a lot before I realized I was paying £30 for a style I could do myself for nothing. Lying back and getting a head massage and then a hair wash was always quite relaxing I thought, then they would go and get you a coffee or a beer and show you pictures etc. All quite therapeutic really!
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Post by coastal on May 7, 2005 21:07:23 GMT
Hmmm… maybe they’re nicer to men…  |
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Post by MaryMaryGoose on May 8, 2005 10:41:30 GMT
Hmmm......
All very intersting, if not a weeny bit frightening.I must admit i checked my ears. Nope, nothing there. Do girls get ear hair anyway?
Though the other day, or year, i saw a person, with two breasts, lipstick, and a mostache.
Anyway, i have a very serious question. With what do you shave your ears? Surly not a razor...no one is that stupid to whirl one of those around your ear hole.
Are there special ear shavers?
Forgive my ignorence, but this is truly a marvel of nature
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Post by John Brainlove on May 8, 2005 15:01:25 GMT
Unless you are a particularly hirsute young lady, you should be OK until well into your 60's...
I use my normal razor for the aformentioned ear shaving, which has become one of the HOTTEST TOPICS EVER I notice.
Ear shaving cuts are no fun at all, let me tell you, but I've only ever had one...
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Post by Fellalady on May 9, 2005 10:43:22 GMT
Too many guests around here so I thought I'd log in. I don't have anything useful to say now that I'm here, just thought I'd do my bit to keep this thread alive.
I remember when I was 11 I wanted to shave my legs because all of the other girls at school were doing this, even though they didn't need to. So I asked my Mum how I would go about it, needless to say she refused to tell me because I was too young. So I set about tackling this problem by myself. I decided the best way to do it was to smother my legs with a generous layer of talkum powder and then set to them with a razor. Ouch! I still have a scar running down my shin bone where a pencil shaving like roll of flesh came away under the razor blade.
And the moral of the story.....well, there isn't one really. Parents, humour your children and all of their silly ideas.
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Post by John Brainlove on May 9, 2005 10:49:57 GMT
*shudder*
OW
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Post by Fellalady on May 9, 2005 11:01:51 GMT
Indeed. Unfortunately, I have not inherited my fathers common sense.
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Post by Monpot on May 9, 2005 11:02:13 GMT
A friend of mine has recently shaved his chest-hair into the Batman logo.
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Post by Fellalady on May 9, 2005 11:05:37 GMT
Whats that design called? The Gotham Titty?
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Post by Monpot on May 9, 2005 11:06:54 GMT
haha what next? mother in law jokes?
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Post by Fellalady on May 9, 2005 11:10:58 GMT
I also haven't inherited my fathers intelligence and so find really bad jokes funny for some reason.
Don't know any mother in law jokes.
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Post by Monpot on May 9, 2005 11:26:11 GMT
how about this one;
"Wife says can t'Mother-In Law come down for weekend? I says 'No! She can stay on t'roof!"
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Post by Fellalady on May 9, 2005 11:45:40 GMT
See. Is it bad to find that abit funny?
*frowns*
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Post by Fellalady on May 25, 2005 16:05:30 GMT
 I bet he does. |
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