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Post by John Brainlove on May 3, 2005 13:26:08 GMT
If this isn't a sign of middle-age, I don't know what is.
Tiny fine blonde almost invisible hairs appearing on your ears, normally invisible, but set against a dark background your ears look like goddamn hairy corn cobs, necessitating (for the well-groomed / vain / 'metrosexual' / whatever gent) EAR SHAVING.
I can't be the only 20-something on the board to engage in this depressing activity.
At least, I hope not.
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Post by bamos on May 3, 2005 13:32:51 GMT
I shave my ears. No-one knew that, until now. Not even Mrs Bamos. Why do I feel the need to broadcast these things on t'internet?
I'm not even a hairy man. But those little blonde bastards annoy me. And once you've started shaving them, you can't stop. Otherwise they wil TAKE OVER MY EARS. AND THEN MY FACE. AND THEN THE WOOOOORLD. MWAHAHAHAHAHA.
Hairy ears. The first sign of megalomania/insanity.
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Post by John Brainlove on May 3, 2005 13:34:00 GMT
It's part of your cathartic therapy programme Bamos Di Stefano - next we'll move on to talking about why you shave your legs.
;D
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Post by Durutti on May 3, 2005 13:34:46 GMT
I have never shaved my ears and I pray God the day will never come. You realise of course that the more you do it the quicker and thicker they'll come at you.
Leave the downy fuckers alone or they will mutate and then no-one will be safe. No-one!
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Post by bamos on May 3, 2005 13:36:47 GMT
You're losing all of your hair naturally though Bill...sorry, Durutti. Shaving is not something you need  And don't use my real name Rogers you bugger! I have my internet anonymity facade to maintain. The kids won't think I'm as cool. |
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Post by John Brainlove on May 3, 2005 13:39:57 GMT
Sorry. I have changed it to your ACTUAL real name
y'knowwati'msayin?
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Post by Durutti on May 3, 2005 13:41:08 GMT
Wouldn't even tell me his "realname" in the pub face to face, mano a mano, John a Stefan.
No one finds out my full name though. No one! Why are middle names always the most embarrasing fucking thing ever?
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Post by John Brainlove on May 3, 2005 13:44:40 GMT
Dustin? Ronald? Mrs? Kevin? Chocolate-e? I have nothing to De?
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Post by bamos on May 3, 2005 13:48:57 GMT
Are you drunk?
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Post by Durutti on May 3, 2005 13:49:45 GMT
Oh! Hahaahahahahahahahaha.  Mock away, you will never get me to reveal the truth, which is far more horrific than even the most terrible pun. |
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Post by John Brainlove on May 3, 2005 13:51:16 GMT
I wish. No, I'm trying to guess Durutti's middle name. I guess none of that is funny if you don't know what his surname is. |
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Post by Fellalady on May 3, 2005 14:04:43 GMT
Shaving your ears?! What is wrong with those tiny blonde hairs anyway. If I look closely at my cheeks they are covered in down, like the skin of a peach.... Ahhh. There is no way I'm gonna take my remington silk n' shave to them though. Durutti is right, you'll both become a pair of hairy wolf men if your not careful. Nose hair on the other hand....I'd get plucking sharpish. |
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Post by Psyche on May 3, 2005 14:06:53 GMT
I'm olive skinned - nothing is blonde.
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Post by John Brainlove on May 3, 2005 14:08:37 GMT
I think shaving can only avert the problem for so long anyway. I have seen men with such hairy ears that it looked like they had small animals strapped to the side of their head. And something tells me they weren't even the ear-shaving type. They sometimes get nose hair long enough to braid into pigtails and eyebrows that grow owl-like and slowly start to merge with the hairline.
Ear-shaving only takes place about, like, annually, so I'm not too worried about the Teen Wolf scenario.
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Post by John Brainlove on May 3, 2005 14:09:34 GMT
By the way I am REALLY hoping that ear-shaving becomes a "hot topic" with a little flaming folder. That would be ACE.
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