Things you know the words to

[i_deserve...]

Everyone has some song they shouldn't know the words to but do. What are yours?

mine are the fantastic "I Wish" by Skee-Lo:

"I wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller, i wish i had a girl, i would call her, i wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a 64 Impala!"

and the theme tune to Bruce Lee's Fist of Fury/Chinese Connection:

"I UUUUUSE HANDS! To help my fellow man! I UUUUUSE HANDS! To help with whaaaat I can! And when I'm FAAAAAAACED! With unjust injuuuuuury! I'll change my hands! To FISTS OF FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURY!"

Yeah!

[wishpig]

i know all the words to tv program theme tunes.
for example...
fresh prince:

now this is a story all about how
my life got twisted upside down...etc

the tv series of clueless:

she is literally the polaroid of perfection
she's got everything and she'll give it to you in a second...etc

and loads more, including spongebob, friends, the OC, malcolm in the middle, fairly odd parents and some i can't think of right now.
me and my sister always have competitons to see who can sing the whole theme tune without making any mistakes.

i think i watch too much tv.

[John Brainlove]

Errrr.
"Yellow" Snow Pisstrol, Run?
It's one of my dark guilty pleasures.

"Light up, as if you have a choice, even if you cannot hear my voice, I'll be right beside you dear..."

I think it's 'light up' anyway. erm.

[i_deserve...]

i actually like Run until it gets to the chorus. Before that it sounds like it could descend into a Joy Division esque depression-disco type thing.

and TV doesn't count Wishpig! TV is something you hear a lot. I'm talking about things you haven't heard for about 10 years that are extremely embarrassing. EVERYONE knows the Fresh Prince tune. It's my party trick to rap it whilst beatboxing.

[John Brainlove]

My friend Harry (who sometimes comes on here in disguise) has a habit of rapping "ice ice baby" in it's entirity every time he has 2 pints m+ of alkie-hol.

[wishpig]

how can you rap and beatbox at the sime time?

erm... i can do straight outta compton.

you are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge

um... britney spears - toxic.
i wish i didn't know the words to that.

[wishpig]

wishpig said:

how can you rap and beatbox at the sime time?

erm... i can do straight outta compton.

you are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge

um... britney spears - toxic.
i wish i didn't know the words to that.

oh and mc hammer too.

[i_deserve...]

i can't, so watching me try whilst drunk is a fantastic thing.

although rather scarily, Rahzel the Human Beatbox can.

Which MC Hammer? U Can't Touch This? Cause if it's U Can't Touch This, I need you to tape it and put it on a mixtape.

[wishpig]

yes, U Can't Touch This.

i have the song on some compilation CD and sometimes i just put it on repeat and do all the words.

;D

[Fullerov]

I cannot listen to that without thinking of the Family Guy version.

[Miss Waistcoat]

I think i may know all the words to....Angels.....Robbie Willicunt. I apologise.

[i_deserve...]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Durutti]

They promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground where today they exist as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.....

[DangerousDoug]

i cant even remember the words to my own songs, let alone to song that i actually like, let alone anything else!!!

[Monpot]

My brain is just a sponge for nonsense. Hear it once, and there it is, filed away for when it's needed.

My my my my music hits you so hard, makes me say 'oh my God'.