Hello everyone

[Monpot]

Good stuff.

[Darcy]

Fellalady can be the gadget maker, like Q in bond.

Tittywaistcoat can be John's newly created bulletproof vest, designed by Fellalady! ;D

[Tom-From-Sparks]

tafkac should be the forensic scientist with a dark sense of humour and a dark past...

i deserve.... should be a youth who has his ear on the street and can give nuggets of vital info.

[creakyknees]

I would so not be the chief of police.

I would be a holy man needed to administer all the last rites, I quite fancy that responsibility.

I could also be a secret killer myself, finishing off any already dying victims (cos I get carried away with my job of 'helping people to the other side') and thus complicating the job of the detectives.

Deathbus appears to be recovering so he could be a red herring.

Any roles for the frog?

[Monpot]

Sorry, but the powers that be (me) have decided. Chief Of Police!

[SCL]

Darcy said:

SCL will have to be on the force as she AND I worked it out.

I thank you for the recognition, I have a super radar built into my temple, my mother was abducted by aliens just before I was born and they gave me this as part of my 'gift'.

Frog can be the adorable bait that we'll lure the slightly foolish criminal into our cunning trap with.

[Smileadelic]

I can't resist the urge to turn my life into a film. I do it every day. I imagine how it would be edited for comedic effect. I cast people in the roles of my friends.

Please tell me other people do this.

Please.

Please?

*tumbleweed*

[John Brainlove]

My personal madness is more of the reality TV type - daydreaming that the events that take place in my life are voted on by a studio audience, and that I am a TV show (Truman-style). Err thankfully I always manage to stay aware that this is just my brain being crazy and not cross the line into being mental. Go me!

[prettyvacant]

i often wonder if people are watching me on TV. but then i figure it'd be pretty boring and no-one'd watch it anyway, like the God Channel on sky, and so i have peace of mind again.
sometimes i'll have a conversation with myself without realising. but it's not really a conversation, its just me repeating something over and over in different voices.

ahem.

Tom-From-Sparks said:

PV is the fresh faced new recruit who hasn't become bitter or cynical yet. You always need a rookie anyway.

i lost all my cynicism when i was ten weeeeeeeeeeee! and does being the rookie mean i'm the one who dies tragically at the end of the series to bring a 'serious' element into it?

[Smileadelic]

Definitely:

PV: "Tell my mom... I'm... sorry..." *collapses*
Darcy: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! DAMN IT ALL! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!!!"

[prettyvacant]

well, i expect everyone to be at my funeral then. and...and...i want everyone to wear yellow *sob* and...i'd like 'Imagine' to be played*....waaaaaaauuuugh




*not really. i'll have Tubthumping thanks

[wishpig]

can i please have a stick (preferably made of bamboo) so that i can hit people when they spell a word wrong or use the wrong grammar (even when they are talking)?

[i_deserve...]

A youth with my ear on the street? In what sense, the Evander Holyfield sense or the Huggy Bear sense?

I want to be Huggy Bear! Who was clearly the criminal mastermind, as he knew of every crime ever committed ever. Hmm.

[John Brainlove]

wishpig said:

can i please have a stick (preferably made of bamboo) so that i can hit people when they spell a word wrong or use the wrong grammar (even when they are talking)?

Uh-oh. Wishpig's getting spanky.

[wishpig]