driving

[SCL]

You're my pseudo gay friend. This entails looking camp and whileing (sp?) away your time sitting in caff's reading papers and drinking hot chocolate. And eating posh burgers. Obviously dressed immaculately (you not me)

I have plans for you when you move to London hehehe

What was this thread about? I like driving! Passed first time with 11 minor faults I've always been a scrape through jammily first time kinda gal.

[Fellalady]

creakyknees said:

Did his unusual job help in success with girls at nightclubs?

I'm not sure. I've always tried to avoid knowing the ins and outs of my brothers love life. ;D
I don't think he's ever really had much trouble with the ladies though. Trying to think of cheesy hovercraft related one liners now. Something about floating boats or lifting skirts. :S

No, maybe not.

I didn't think you looked gay when I met you John. Well dressed, but not gay.

[creakyknees]

I don't look gay but, I sound gay.

[Durutti]

I look like Bill fucking Murray only with less hair.

I sound like a bloke from Essex, which I am.

I don't think you should move to London, Brainlove, it sounds dangerous...

[creakyknees]

fellalady....what do you look like or sound like? What are you called on other sites?
Are you Laura on Myspace?

By the way I have been too scared to use Myspace cos I got all these psychos trying to be my freind.

There was some nutter 18 year old woman from the US who said I sounded sexy (off her rocker obviously, or mybe she's a hooker or wants some sort of money for web cam pics or something) then there was someone who when I clicked on their profile I got directed to something nearly porn.

This sort of thing really scares me.

[cadd]

Re breakins, when I got done I had a total clearout, including my clothes, shampoo, food, teabags, dogs bed, wok, watertank. Literally everything I owned in fact. Thankfully I'd moved the guitars, music, books and photographs to my folks first. Lost 2 hifi seperates systems, 2 videos, 2 tvs, 2 guitar amps, 2 ghetto blasters, etc. Annoying one was all my videos, all the never repeated 80s/90s music shows, etc. The house was obviously done in shifts, some even wrote their names on my living room wall.

Found out how the crime clearup rate works. Got a phonecall at my folks from a cop who said I did it for the insurance. When I told him I wasn't insured he called back and said I did it for a move to a new house. When I told him I'd already accepted another house and was waiting for the keys he told me I did it because I'm an attention seeking troublemaker. This cleared up who commited the burglary and also who torched my house twice in 13 days, obviously me. For some reason the police refused to take the serial numbers of the electrical equipment, not that I'm suggesting they deliberately do this so they can sell recovered goods at police auctions.

When people talk about chavneds and junkies with the 'what a terrible life these people lead and they're stereotyped, not their fault' etc, I want to slap them.

[Fellalady]

Jesus Cadd, thats harsh. Although, it doesn't sound too surprising unfortunately. I'm not going to even get started on the cops, they've done jack all to help me out in recent weeks.

One thing I did notice when my house was broken into was that the two police men that came round looked about five years younger than me! Now, thats when you know you're getting older.

Ummm....what do I look like?

I've been told that I look like Kate Adie, Kate O'Mara and Bjork in the past. None of these comparisons are however true. They are all based very loosly on the fact that I've got dark hair, big cheeks and my eyes disappear when I laugh. Like that > ;D I'm gonna put a picture up on DiS soon. And I sound like one of the chipmunks. I do on answer phone messages anyway.

I don't have a myspace account, I find it all abit strange. I think I know the Laura you mean though, she's friends with me and SCL.

[John Brainlove]

SCL said:

You're my pseudo gay friend. This entails looking camp and whileing (sp?) away your time sitting in caff's reading papers and drinking hot chocolate. And eating posh burgers. Obviously dressed immaculately (you not me)
I have plans for you when you move to London hehehe
What was this thread about? I like driving! Passed first time with 11 minor faults I've always been a scrape through jammily first time kinda gal.

This is rubbish. Miss AMP's friends thought I was gay too. I am gonna move to London then never have sex again because everyone thinks I'm gay. How tragic.

*swoons extravagantly*

Although I do like the sound of all this hanging around and looking fabulous and being bought hot chocolate. But I point-blank refuse to become Charlotte's gaylord friend from Sex In The City. So you will have to babe-spot with me in return.

[Tom-From-Sparks]

You know stuff from Sex in the City! you must be camp at least!

I do have mates who go up the camp route to attract the women, I've also been known to take this route from time to time...

[Wiggles]

*PMs Tom*

[Tom-From-Sparks]

Aaah, that's really sweet Wiggles

*PM's Wiggles*

[Fellalady]

John said:

I point-blank refuse to become Charlotte's gaylord friend from Sex In The City. So you will have to babe-spot with me in return.

My friend made me do this once. He got me comparing girls arses and everything. I even had to pretend to be his sister at one point so that the ladies did not mistake us for being a couple.

[coastal]

Haha… I’ve had to do the whole “sister” thing too – why do some people just refuse to accept that platonic relationships exist?! We have the same surname which makes it easier to be convincing. I think we now believe it ourselves.
Really tempted to tell people that I’m his wee sister though to see if I can pull it off. But this might leave him suicidal if I succeed since he’s 6 years younger than me.

Driving – good fun, mostly.
Haven’t done much though since the last time I wrote off my Mum’s car…<br>

[John Brainlove]

Fellalady said:

My friend made me do this once. He got me comparing girls arses and everything. I even had to pretend to be his sister at one point so that the ladies did not mistake us for being a couple.

How did you find the comparing arses thing?
I only ask because I've done this with female friends too and I want to know if it's considered acceptable

[Fellalady]

Well, even though it goes against all of my feminist sensibilities I quite enjoyed it. I think women are brought up to study each other anyway (I'm not saying this a good thing, it is just the way it is).

I only agreed to take part if the favour was returned mind. And I have to say we had completely different taste. His in men was awful where as mine in women was exceptional.

Very enlightening it was.