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Post by creakyknees on Apr 12, 2005 12:01:11 GMT
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Post by Durutti on Apr 12, 2005 12:06:13 GMT
Apparently my sin is not accidental but a trade!  |
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Post by Monpot on Apr 12, 2005 12:18:15 GMT
"Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee."
-had had a way with words didn't he?
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Post by John Brainlove on Apr 12, 2005 12:38:02 GMT
Shakespeare had a way with words? Or course he did, thou beslubbering toad-spotted minnow!
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Post by Monpot on Apr 12, 2005 12:46:20 GMT
That was sort of the joke, thou currish milk-livered canker-blossom!
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Post by John Brainlove on Apr 12, 2005 12:48:31 GMT
I know I just wanted an excuse to call you a minnow. Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!
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Post by Monpot on Apr 12, 2005 12:50:46 GMT
Well that's just going to far! You really hurt my feelings.  |
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Post by John Brainlove on Apr 12, 2005 12:58:03 GMT
In the words of the Bard himself, upon making his friend cry -
"Oops! Sorry dude! You're not really a minnow."
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Post by Monpot on Apr 12, 2005 13:00:50 GMT
Is that from Shakespeare's "Dude, Where Ist Thine Ox-cart?"
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Post by John Brainlove on Apr 12, 2005 13:03:24 GMT
;D
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Post by Durutti on Apr 12, 2005 13:29:40 GMT
Didn't "One True Voice" sing Shakespeare's way with words?
Mind you, if the bard had come up with rhyming couplets that bad he'd have hacked off his own hands in shame.
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Post by i_deserve... on Apr 12, 2005 14:22:23 GMT
i always liked 'applejohn'. ;D
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Post by tafkac on Apr 13, 2005 17:39:58 GMT
Lowering the cultural tone a bit, there's a Family Guy episode where Stewie calls Brian or someone a "mealy-mouthed crotch pheasant".
I also like, cuntbox, shitlord, wankpilot, fucktard, arsemaster and jack-a-napes. Anything can be turned into a better insult by adding "head" to the end. Like bastardhead.
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