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Post by John Brainlove on Mar 30, 2005 23:43:50 GMT
Is that Latin?  |
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Post by Monpot on Mar 31, 2005 11:47:46 GMT
Harry Hill is great live, saw him a few years ago -it was a hoot.
I think there's some conspiracy with barbers. They try and make you look ridiculous at every stage of the cut, and then when it's all done they style it stupid.
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Post by Tom-From-Sparks on Mar 31, 2005 11:50:57 GMT
After one haircut the lady asked if I wanted some gel.
I though "free gel, I'm up for that!"
She then proceeds to gel it down so I fucking look like a chav.
I go "No, lady spike it up!"
She goes "but you look like a punk then"
I go "that's the point lady, now get to it"
At least when it gets shaved there's nothing really to go wrong.
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Post by prettyvacant on Mar 31, 2005 12:00:14 GMT
i love getting my hair cut. last time it cost thirty quid though. thirty! only for a cut! part of the reason why my hair is so long is that i can only afford to get it cut, like, twice a year. its so nice though, you get a massage chair and everything  i was trying to get the woman to give me a floppy indie fringe, and she kept saying "wont that annoy you, going in your eyes, i'll just cut it a bit shorter" noooooo! leave it! leave it! chyah, these people ovbiously don't understand whats "hip" and "now" |
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Post by bamos on Mar 31, 2005 12:01:30 GMT
I love hairdressers. Or, specifically, I love cheap £5-a-throw barbers shops like the one in Gravesend. Or, more specifically, the ridiculously attractive scrawny Asian girl who has cut my hair for the last couple of years. I don't care if it's not exactly what I want - that's what gel and wax were invented for. Just play with my head you horny minx. Mmmmm...
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Post by Monpot on Mar 31, 2005 12:05:58 GMT
...and there's me paying £6.50 to a friendly Turkish man like a sucker!
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Post by prettyvacant on Mar 31, 2005 12:07:44 GMT
"friendly" turkish man?
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Post by Tom-From-Sparks on Mar 31, 2005 12:09:13 GMT
I do like the hairdresser I go to where there really isn't enough room for those beautiful ladies to manuvour...
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Post by Monpot on Mar 31, 2005 12:13:20 GMT
well he calls me 'mate' a lot, and he seems happy |
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Post by prettyvacant on Mar 31, 2005 12:19:41 GMT
well he calls me 'mate' a lot, and he seems happy aah, i see. over-friendly turkish men disturb me slightly, so watch he doesnt chop yer ear off the next time. you can never be too sure....*looks around shiftily* |
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Post by Wiggles on Mar 31, 2005 12:20:59 GMT
Sounds better than a surly looking Turkish man who speaks no English.
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Post by Monpot on Mar 31, 2005 12:31:26 GMT
Actually he stabbed me in the ear once with the ol' scissors, didn't bleed tho, so no lawyers were called.
It's a cultural quirk of Cardiff, there's loads and loads of Turkish/Cypriot barbers. Constantinou's and Lazarou's are the majority of them.
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Post by Wiggles on Mar 31, 2005 12:34:46 GMT
Pfft, that's nothing. Mine had a placard over the shop with such unconvincing accolades as "Ten out of ten" and "Best barber in town".
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Post by bamos on Mar 31, 2005 12:37:22 GMT
Hehe - I love shops like that. Like the kebab shops called 'Best Kebab' or 'Super Doner' or 'Seriously, this chicken is delicious'.
When it's clearly not.
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Post by prettyvacant on Mar 31, 2005 12:37:22 GMT
does the name alone not worry you though? .......you are my wife now! |
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