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Post by prettyvacant on Mar 22, 2005 23:47:08 GMT
i was thinking more brain-hurtingness you dirty, dirty boy  |
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Post by Tom-From-Sparks on Mar 22, 2005 23:48:35 GMT
Same here....  |
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Post by John Brainlove on Mar 23, 2005 0:26:01 GMT
Sorry, but there is no way Snow has a bigger cock than Paxman. But... how can we ever know?  I don't really feel like breaking into their houses with a cloth covered in (insert name of sleeping drug here)... |
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Post by Tom-From-Sparks on Mar 23, 2005 0:29:56 GMT
Perhaps someone could volunteer to check it out in the men's toilets of TV central  I'm busy washing my hair however... |
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Post by DrFurry on Mar 23, 2005 2:08:37 GMT
Philip Schofield has no cock. I go for Paxman. Snow may be longer but Jeremy has the girth, and girth will always feel more satisfying that length alone.
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Post by Miss Waistcoat on Mar 23, 2005 3:10:03 GMT
mmm... i am not alone in imagining that Mr Snow is well hung. I wonder what suggests to people about cock size. I would say its kind of an inkling.....
I have a strong inkling that Kea"ihatefuckingkeane"ne fat face guy has a weeny. aw bless him.
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Post by Monpot on Mar 23, 2005 13:42:23 GMT
Schofield. He's a dark horse. With Darcy 100% on this one. The Schofe is indeed a dark horse. I'm convinced he orchestrated the whole John Leslie thing, just so he could land himself the coveted male presenter slot on This Morning. The man's a criminal mastermind. |
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Post by John Brainlove on Mar 23, 2005 13:59:04 GMT
Chloroform! That's the stuff I couldn't think of that makes stuff fall asleep. Like frogs in science lessons. That has been bugging me since last night (see my last post on this thread for why).
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Post by wishpig on Mar 23, 2005 16:05:46 GMT
does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
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Post by Darcy on Mar 23, 2005 16:29:56 GMT
I'm more of a Rohypnol man myself.
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Post by John Brainlove on Mar 23, 2005 16:31:31 GMT
I was in a band called The Rohypnols for about 5 minutes. It was just stupid. I fired all the girls and turned it into Muscle Bastard. Hehe that was fun www.musclebastard.tk |
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Post by Darcy on Mar 23, 2005 16:33:40 GMT
MUSCLE BASTARD was born when sound fucked art and "gave birth to heaven."
Awesome, truly awesome.
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Post by John Brainlove on Mar 23, 2005 16:40:20 GMT
Errr. yeah. not one to blow my own trumpet am I.  |
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Post by Darcy on Mar 23, 2005 16:42:27 GMT
Forgot to say that me and a guy at work wrote a song the other day called "Rohypnol Nights". The only lyrics so far go like this.
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"You've been sleeping all night,
You know something ain't right,
You wake up on the floor,
Feeling a little sore,
There's a note on the door,
it says
Chrous
ROHYPNOL NIGHTS!
STRANGE MEN, IN TIGHTS!
errr yeah, that's it so far. We're called The Mutton Daggers ....think Tenacious D, but a little bit, um, sicker.
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Post by creakyknees on Mar 23, 2005 16:51:11 GMT
Wow! that is awesome.
I don't think I've ever heard such an outrageous claim before, you are surely destined for greatness.
The muscle bastard thingy that is
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I don't really feel like breaking into their houses with a cloth covered in (insert name of sleeping drug here)...
