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Post by JohnDTraynor on May 19, 2005 22:53:16 GMT
You see, because the Darkness are an out-and-out parody, I don't mind them. The Darkness pretend to be a parody. The are a mob of session musicians and jungle writers who knew they couldn't have a career unless they pretended to be a joke. |
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Post by Monpot on May 19, 2005 22:55:32 GMT
Jungle writers?
I can't quite picture Justin bouncing around a club stage shouting out "JUNGLE IS MASSIVE" in his lovely falsetto.
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Post by Senses on May 20, 2005 6:52:33 GMT
Ahh what it's like to find like minded souls.
Bands like The Kaiser Chiefs, The Shittery, The Kills, Apartment etc...are for all the Top Shop Punk Princesses!
I'm also taking a disliking to The Departure and Maximo Park - although less popular they are heading the same way.
BTW I heard 4 Battle songs last night - well, I didn't listen all the way through all four of them - I only listened to one complete song and there was shitty lyrics about going out at the weekend and their shite lives blah blah...I've heard it all done before by bands like The Specials - the only thing is they did it with some fucking style.
It seems all of these bands that set out to write songs so people 'Get on the danefloor' are writing utter tosh that is disposable. However, while people buy it some really good bands aren't coming through.
Who should we burn and who should we spare?
I think John should get a veto on this.
I'd like to toss (not like that obviously!) a petrol sodden Brandon Pissflowers and Rickypie Wilson (Top Chav name) on the bottom of this fire with some coloured semtex in the pockets of their shite cord jackets...(I'm sure with my Irish/Mexican connections I'll be able to hook up with some suppliers and the colour will make it all the more fun hey!) ;D
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Post by Psyche on May 20, 2005 8:54:48 GMT
Rickypie Wilson is a very Chav name, Brandon Pissflowers is a hippy name and Ugmo Hawkins is a very apt name.
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Post by John Brainlove on May 20, 2005 10:24:35 GMT
Er. I corrected your spelling.
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Post by MaryMaryGoose on May 20, 2005 10:31:57 GMT
Oh c'mon. Brandon Pissflowers? I even like him.
He wears lipgloss. I wear lipgloss. We're made!
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Post by Psyche on May 20, 2005 13:34:50 GMT
;D I noticed when I was reading it my feeble mind thought for a minuet, "Hang on! I didn't write it like that"
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Post by prettyvacant on May 21, 2005 12:20:00 GMT
i cannot adequately express my complete and utter HATRED for U2. fucking bonero can fuck off and die please. now.
i also cant stand - Razorshite, they are a bunch of badger wanking dildo jockeys.
"soooooooooomeeewhe*BANG*....."
the departure
stadium rock. guns n roses. Cuntallica. iron maiden. grrrrrrraaaaaaarg.
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Post by i_deserve... on May 21, 2005 13:08:44 GMT
aww, i like the departure!
his voice is endearingly odd. and to think i nearly put some on your mixtape!
I just remembered how much I hate R.E.M. Gah! I think it stands for Rubbishy Entirely Musicians. Because they're so shit their grammar is too.
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Post by tafkac on May 21, 2005 17:18:21 GMT
Has nobody mentioned Oaspiss? Man I'd like to erase them from history. No, they were never good. No, not even the first two albums. No. No. No.
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Post by John Brainlove on May 21, 2005 17:18:36 GMT
aww, i like the departure! his voice is endearingly odd. and to think i nearly put some on your mixtape! I just remembered how much I hate R.E.M. Gah! I think it stands for Rubbishy Entirely Musicians. Because they're so shit their grammar is too. Rear Entry Michael ? |
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Post by Smileadelic on May 21, 2005 18:54:27 GMT
Well I'd always assumed it was rapid eye movement, but since you put it that way... |
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