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Post by Miss Waistcoat on Apr 19, 2005 23:32:21 GMT
i love snooker! I want to bone Ronnie. I fuckin hate Hendry bastard. He is playing now....miss MISS MISS u wanker!
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Post by John Brainlove on Apr 19, 2005 23:42:25 GMT
Hendry has a face like a smacked arse.
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Post by Miss Waistcoat on Apr 19, 2005 23:43:49 GMT
lol. yeah a big dimply, acne scarred arse.
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Post by John Brainlove on Apr 19, 2005 23:45:59 GMT
His face looks like when he born they slapped him with a big pair of bollocks and he has been pissed off ever since.
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Post by bamos on Apr 20, 2005 7:57:57 GMT
Snooker is brilliant. I'm passed the wanting to bone Ronnie stage though, thankfully.
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Post by Tom-From-Sparks on Apr 20, 2005 8:28:14 GMT
Anyone else feeling though that the best match might have already passed, Maguire v O'Sullivan was awesome.
I can kick anyone else at snooker, or pool at least ;D
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Post by i_deserve... on Apr 20, 2005 8:47:56 GMT
I haven't actually seen any of the snooker yet  is that 16 year old Chinese kid still in/in it at all? would be quite entertaining to watch him beat Hendry again. someone should make a song about snooker like the Long Blondes did about darts. (Darts! With Bobby George! Darts! And Sid Waddell! Darts! I'll hit the bull!) pub sports rawk most heartily. |
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Post by Tom-From-Sparks on Apr 20, 2005 8:50:01 GMT
Ding Junhai unfortuatly didn't qualify if I remember rightly, that's after crushing everone to win the China open.
Never heard Snooker Loopy by Chas and Dave? there's a classic for you there.
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Post by i_deserve... on Apr 20, 2005 9:04:48 GMT
i have indeed heard "snooker loopy" and until just then I had successfully blocked it from memory, damn you.
Chas & Dave are evil trampy drunk bastards and I hate them.
Gertcha, Tom, gertcha!
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Post by bamos on Apr 20, 2005 9:36:52 GMT
'Daaaaaahhhn ta Margate....'
Oh, what joys.
I'm now off to pen my own ode to pub sports. 'oh, oh, he's got the crib board out again...and Bert's a cheating bastard when he's drank too much Barley Wine...'
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Post by atomjack on Apr 20, 2005 14:29:19 GMT
Did anyone else just see Mark Williams' 147 break? It was totally boning.
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Post by DrFurry on Apr 20, 2005 15:34:14 GMT
I'm waiting for Ken Doherty's scar to come out...
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Post by DrFurry on Apr 20, 2005 15:39:20 GMT
...and it reminds me of my town's only celebrity. Steve Lee comes from Trowbridge, he came into a restaurant I worked at once and ordered an awful lot of food. He's a shite tipper for such a large walleted man.
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Post by tafkac on Apr 20, 2005 20:52:36 GMT
You are all scaring me.
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Post by John Brainlove on Apr 20, 2005 23:27:18 GMT
Ronnie's from just up the road from here. Wordsley. He might tawk cockney but he's a west midlands boy really.
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